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Today Les Miles replied to an email announcing he won a lottery in Nigeria.

Just to show you he isn’t afraid to do it.

And without recognizing the identity theft disaster that awaits.

Today Les Miles drank milk after the expiration date.

Just to show you he isn’t afraid to do it.

And without recognizing the gastrointestinal disaster that awaits.

It all started with LSU head coach Les Miles went for it on fourth down FIVE times against Florida and converted all five, leading to a win.Les Miles 1

The next week against Kentucky his hubris failed him in the third overtime – the average-at-best Wildcats defense stuffed four straight rushing plays to seal the win.

And here he goes again in the final moment of the Auburn game – please notice how I did not use the plural. Here is how it all went down….

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ORLANDO, FL (PRESSWIRE): Contrary to news released over the weekend, college football pundit and blogger Vince Mullins denies he has talked with the University of Alabama about their vacant head coaching job, according to the Birmingham Baron.

Prior to this story coming to light, the Crimson Tide have discussed this with, and been rebuffed by:

  • Rich Rodriguez -West Virginia
  • Steve Spurrier – South Carolina
  • Jim Grobe – Wake Forest
  • Nick Saban – Miami Dolphins
  • Gene Stallings – former Alabama coach
  • Norm Chow – Tennessee Titans OC
  • Kevin Federline – estranged music producer
  • Jay Barker – former Alabama QB
  • Larry the Cable Guy – Comedian
  • Paul Johnson – Navy

“While I am flattered that people around the country find my insight on the sport to be of value, I am quite comfortable with using the Internet to make those views known,” Mullins said late Sunday. “IMHO, no one can flourish in the Alabama position with all those behind-the-scenes boosters controlling the program.”

Alabama athletics director Mal Moore declined to comment specifically on the Mullins situation in the Decatur Weekly, only repeating seven times that “there is no timetable to make a head coaching decision”.Mullins quipped in retort, “It is obvious their time table is less than three years to give any coach a chance to win a national championship. The administration needs some sort of “institutional Viagra” in order to allow the new coach time to get the job done. Please contact Mal Moore if this coaching search last more than four more weeks.”